Old man talking to his grandson:
30 years from now-
Grandson (GS): Grandpa, what did you do when you were my age?
Grandpa (GP): Well back in my day young men spent their time becoming athletes instead of sitting in front of the computer all day. We spent 10 years of our lives devoted to our sports to be in the Olympics.
GS: Were you in the Olympics Grandpa?
GP: Well yes son, I was. I walked 2 hours every day in the snow to get to my gym to train. I won a medal you know.
GS: Really???? In what?
GP: Trampoline
GS: Trampoline? Like the one at Timmy's house? Which medal did you win?
GP: Well, I won the bronze medal in Trampoline Artistry back in 2012.
GS: So you spent 10 years of your life practicing jumping on a trampoline and you were only 3rd best?
GP: Yes, it was an honor in those days. And it was 3rd best in the WORLD.
GS: That's sad.
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