Certain smells make me naturally shut off my nose and force my body to breathe through my mouth. It's not a pleasant face that I make when this happens and it usually comes with some sort of gag noise. I can't help it.
Freshly cut grass, patrouli, cat poo and BO are usually the smells that shut off my nasal passage.
If you smell like BO and are in a small room, I'm going to make the gag noise, probably gasp for air, and re-adjust my system to breathe trough my mouth.
I encountered this problem today with this guy in a small room. Just me and him. I make my face and gag noises. I don't assume the smell is him- it's too foody to be exclusively BO. So I ask, "oh my god, what is that smell?" he responds, "I don't smell anything."
Awkward silence.
I start breathing through my mouth. He mutters "bitch" under his breath as he leaves the room.
Why am I a bitch??? You smell you fucker! If the room smelled like freshly cut grass I would have the same reaction but I wouldn't question the smell's origin. I genuinely didn't know he ate something ethnic and was BO sweating it out.
Dick.
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