Just been given some advice to throw in personal things- "my take on life" specifically. I'm not going to drop the book thing, but I will now include some other insights- here is one for today:
While throwing charity events at bars may seem like a good idea, it's not. I'm here trying to drink and you are throwing a children's charity thing here making me feel guilty and tempted to donate. Not cool.
Now I feel bad I'm spending my dollars on booze and not needy kids. I don't have kids yet- so I want to spend it on booze. My choice.
A good idea for a charity event at a bar? Donate money to help the shot girls and bar whores to go to college or at least finish high school.
But I hear wine tasting events for Educate tomorrow are a great place to pick up middle age women with loose morals to cheat on your girlfriend with.
ReplyDeleteSorry, was this not about me?