25 Things

Do you remember the 25 things list that was going around on Facebook awhile back? I was just reading an old Facebook message from a fellow blogger internet friend of mine (see his blog www.dailyramblings.com - Its WAY better than mine) where we went back and forth with the list of 25 things. Instead of telling you 25 things about myself, I'll tell you 25 things I look for/ wish for/ enjoy in other people (friends, boyfriends, family, co-workers etc...) This list is in no particular order:

1. A third nipple.
2. A forth nipple or more would be cooler.
3. Has hit puberty.
4. Is able to speak comfortably about their bowl movements and other bodily functions.
5. Has irrational fears (i.e. barefoot modern dancers, unicorns, concerned evolution will make their eyelids clear, etc.)
6. Likes to read.
7. Is able to tell when I no longer want to be in their presence and makes a graceful exit without making it awkward.
8. Able to dance extremely well or extremely poorly only.
9. Is a hypochondriac.
10. Men who cry when they get hurt from very minor and common injuries... or obviously struggle to hold back tears.
11. 100% no bullshit honesty about themselves (especially when its extremely embarrassing).
12. People who make fun of me (not in a cruel way).
13. Accents.
14. Rogue hairs.
15. Able to force me to do things I don't feel like doing.
16. Blue eyes.
17. Can recite Eddie Izzard comedy shows.
18. Doesn't overuse bad words to get a laugh.
19. Would seriously consider ridiculous life choices and debate and/or try them before ruling them out. (i.e. Becoming a furry, going to a magician summer camp as an adult, devoting their life to Scientology)
20. Can appreciate Tim McGraw and Taylor Swift.
21. Makes bets they know they cant win (like betting an olympic swimmer $500.00 they can out-lap them, having never had swam a lap in an olympic size pool or since they were 10).
22. Is able to stereotype people obscurely (She is that type of girl who wears Winnie the Pooh sweaters in high school, collects Precious Moments figurines, and documents on her kitten calendar the days of her period with red heart stickers each month...you know what I mean?)
23. Is able to man-up when necessary.
24. Has a unique talent.
25. Genuinely and whole-heartedly likes me...and thinks I'm pretty.