Wednesday, September 5, 2012

I forgot the clever name of this post that I thought about earlier today.


Einstein said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I am without a doubt insane. I thought it was all the drugs I did in elementary school, middle school, high school, college and earlier today that caused my insanity, but really its just society. (Just kidding mom!)

-I eat everyday expecting that the calories won’t count.
-Everyday I circle around the free parking area outside my job and almost never find a spot.
-Everyday I go to bed expecting to wake up and have it be Saturday afternoon.
-Everyday (almost) I write on this blog. I don’t know what I expect, but it hasn’t been nearly as gratifying or therapeutic as I thought it may be.
-Every time I have sex I expect I will get pregnant. I never do…thanks birth control!
-Everyday I go to work expecting working will make me wealthy.
-Everyday I think of something that I may want to write about in this blog and exactly how to do it. I postpone writing it until later and it NEVER comes out how I thought it would, nor do I say what I thought about saying verbatim earlier in the day. Usually, I can’t remember what I was thinking at all.
-Everyday I work on building the courage to flick off a random stranger on the road for absolutely no reason, and everyday I believe I will do it. I never do.
-In general, I make the same poor choices over and over again.

I’ll end this post with some words of wisdom: Happiness is a warm bagel.
(This was the slogan on the back of the morbidly obese woman’s shirt in front of me in line at Chicken Kitchen).

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