I have gone girl crazy. I'm pretty sure every girl knows what I am talking about because they have been through it before. I'm even more sure guys know what I am talking about and have been victimized by girl craziness.
Girl Crazy basically happens when you are female and are bored, have PMS, are sad, are on birth control, like a boy or are lonely.
Some of the side-effects of girl crazy are:
-Sending the one extra text you know you shouldn't have sent.
-Mentioning something about the life you are envisioning with someone you just met.
-Starting a fight with a male for no reason.
-Starting a fight with your boyfriend cause your friend's boyfriend did something really romantic for your friend.
-Over-analyzing every conversation you have had.
-Lying about something of absolutely no consequence.
-Being mad at a significant other for a poor choice they made in a dream you had.
-Becoming irrationally insecure, needy, or jealous.
-Facebook stalking.
-Wanting to maim or kill another girl for no reason other than she may be a threat.
What sucks about catching girl craziness, at least for me, is there is a rational person inside my head who is intelligent, confident, and cool who knows exactly what to do and what not to do. I don't know what happens exactly, maybe I have had some drinks, maybe I am tired or bored, but that rational cool girl completely goes to hide in a closet just long enough to allow me to do or say something stupid. Then she comes back out just after the deed is done.
There is no debate in my head about whether or not I should do or say something. I just do it, knowing in the back of my mind I shouldn't, then instantly realize it was a mistake.
That is girl crazy.
I must say, the accessibility and immediateness of text messages makes this more possible. Being able to stare at your phone for hours just to come up with something crazy to send to someone is just too easy. People that used to be cool, like myself, instantly become complete retards.
Guys beware. Give us second chances, not all of us are crazy. Technology has just made it soooo easy to throw out whatever red flags we have long before you are willing to accept them.
No, I am not going to tell my story of how I went crazy, just know that I did. It didn't have a good result. Girls, try to maintain a rational mind as much as you can.
